You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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