Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
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I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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