38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
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We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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