I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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