did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
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I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
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I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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