Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
