Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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