Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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