please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
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I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
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Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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