Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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