Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I cannot find my penis.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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