if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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