You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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