there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
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I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
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FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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