What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
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it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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