Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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