ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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