Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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