the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
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she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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