at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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