Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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