I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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