We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just found puke in my bra..
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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