I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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