I love black thongs
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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