No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
This is my gift to your gina
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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