Just fell off a train. Bad.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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