Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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