I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Shame is for Republicans.
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