I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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