isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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