you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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