I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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