Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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