I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Naked Twister starts at high noon
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
