Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
found the other keg... it's in the tree
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He? As in you personified your dick?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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