just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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