Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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