Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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