shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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