8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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