margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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