I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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