found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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