What a fucking waste of an outfit
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
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i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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