Pregnant stripper...not hot.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
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I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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