She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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