ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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