I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
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With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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