All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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