Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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