These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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