he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
pray to the hookup gods
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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