He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
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i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
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Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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